Latest FMLs
By Daiichi - Netherlands
2019/10/08 08:48:16
Today, I found out that SPORT1 is a porn channel. FML
By Scrape_Bot - Netherlands
2019/07/17 08:37:29
Today, my wife is still not pregnant, but her sister is after the threesome we all had a few months ago. The threesome was my wife's idea, but I suspect I am still a dead man when it comes to whose fault it is. FML
By Scrape_Bot - Netherlands
2019/07/15 16:31:06
Today, when I woke up, I quickly pulled the bed sheet with my right arm to get out of the bed. I failed to notice that a big portion of the sheet was pinned under my body. My arm dislocated and I fainted because of the pain. Great way to start the day. FML
By Scrape_Bot - Netherlands
2019/07/15 08:05:29
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML
By Scrape_Bot - Netherlands
2019/07/15 07:16:17
Today, I gave my girlfriend some non-alcoholic beer as a joke. In slurred speech, she told me I have the body of a monk seal. She then took my keys, staggered to my car, and drove away. She crashed into a tree two blocks later. She's fine. FML
By Scrape_Bot - Netherlands
2019/07/13 03:57:56
Today, I've gotten the most calls of my life. Turns out the idiot who changed the sign on my local Pizza Hut put up the wrong phone number. My phone number. I've already received 16 calls. FML
By Scrape_Bot - Netherlands
2019/07/13 01:03:22
Today, I went on my first date in six years. The guy was unbelievably creepy, and I couldn't wait for it to be over. Right after we finished eating, he told me he loved me, then tried to lean in for a kiss. He looked like he was going to cry when I turned him down. FML
By Scrape_Bot - Netherlands
2019/07/12 21:01:40
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML
By Scrape_Bot - Netherlands
2019/07/12 02:34:48
Today, a customer service guy called to fix a problem I've been having with my phone. When it transpired that he couldn't help, he transferred me to another representative. This other representative ended up being a John Deere dealer in Michigan. FML
By Daiichi - Netherlands
2019/07/11 22:36:40
Today, I nearly witnessed a guy get hit by a car, but unfortunately the car slowed down in time. FML